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what the f–k, i wanted an iPhone /> what the f–k, i wanted a car /> f–k you mom, f–k you dad /> the economy sucks but i should get what i want

so they got me an iPad 2 /> and 0 /> I wanted a strap and iPhone 4s /> not no iPad 2 and 0

my parents are the worst mother f–king /> parents in the world f–k you mom and dad /> for not getting me an iPhone f–k you, FML /> hashtag iphone

was i the only person who didn’t get an iPad /> i mean i got a car but that’s a different story

I wanted the white white iPod instead of the black one

what the f–k, i wanted an iPhone /> what the f–k, i wanted a car /> f–k you mom, f–k you dad /> my mom lost her job but i should get what i want

i must be the only person /> the only person in the whole wide world /> 7 billion people and counting /> and i’m the singularly unique person /> who didn’t get an iPhone /> didn’t get what i wanted /> didn’t get an iPad /> f–k my mom and dad /> there’s simply no one else out there /> who feels like me /> no one in the world so unlucky and sad

what the f–k, i wanted an iPhone /> what the f–k, i wanted a car /> f–k you mom, f–k you dad /> my dad’s a jerk and i should get what i want

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